Gryphon: Ok ya I know I have not made a fic in a long time and this is actually
a recreation of Trunks Briefs that I made a long time ago and posted on
Fanfiction.net and please don’t get mad but I forgot Bulma’s dad’s name. 

Disclaimer: A pixie dressed in a ballerina outfit comes onto the screen and
starts reading the que card, "Hello my name is Akarita the dancing pixie and I
have been asked to read the disclaimer for this fanfic. I was not originally
going to do it but Gryphon’s evil persona Esper kidnapped my imaginary octopus
and wont give it back until I do this. So here it is, Gryphon dose not own any
of the cartoons or books or movies or elephants mentioned in this fic. He is
also not getting paid for making this, so please do him the favor of not sueing
him." The pixie then looks around with a some what worried look, "Is that it?"
	Esper, "No Akarita, you still have to do narration and the ending of the fic
before I will return your imaginary octopus."
	"What!?!," Akarita yelled appealed. "Give me my octopus back!"
	"After the fic, and if you don’t then it will be cooked on a nice warm hibachi.
Mwa! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
	"Wow that was a creepy laugh I guess I should do what you say," Akarita said
worriedly.
	Esper rubbed his hands together menacingly and said, "Good now start the fic.
Mwa! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

	


	One day Trunk’s grandpa got a birthday card from Trunk and although his
birthday was eleven months away he decided to open it. He opened the card and
read it out loud, "Have a super sayajin birthday signed Trunks Briefs. Oh how
nice I did not even know it was my birthday. Hay this card gives me an idea.
Gryphon!"
	The author dose the most egotistical thing imaginable and enters himself into
the fic. He walks out of no where wearing a trench coat with black jeans and
black long sleeve shirt. "What up Dr.Briefs."
	Dr.Brieds rubbed his chin and said, "How dose this sound to you? Trunks
Briefs."
	Gryphon thought for a moment and said, "Sounds like underpants for men who can
not make up there mind."
	"Would you wear them?," The Doctor asks oddly.
	Gryphon becomes shocked and stutters for a moment, "Um.... I would have to say
no but I do not wish to discuss that."
	"Ah I see, panties." Dr.Briefs says with a laugh.
	"What?!? No that’s not what I ment! I just," Gryphon yelled shocked.
	"Very well I’ll invent trunksbriefs and although you wear panties you can make
the add campaign," Dr.Briefs said taking out a piece of paper to start on the
blue prints.
	"I don’t wear panties!," Gryphon yelled.
	"Then it’s settled," Dr.Briefs said not paying any attention.
	"Your not listening you moronic old coot, I....."
	"And could you get me a soft pretzel while your on your lunch break?"
	"Fine," Gryphon walks out a bit mad. It must be that his panties were in a
bunch.

	Two weeks later Trunks and Goten sees an add on TV. The add had two penguins
waddling around with boxes of underpants in there fins. Then the penguins
caliding the boxes emptying out onto each other. The first penguin says, "Hay
you got your trunks in my briefs."
	The second penguin says, "Hay you go your briefs in my trunks."
	Then both penguins say at once, "Hay!" The commercial starts flashing
multicolor with boxer looking briefs flying all over the place. After a full
three minutes of this Goten has a seizure.
	Trunk’s face turns blood red and he says, "What! Who did this!?! It’s an out
rage! What do you think Goten?"
	Goten still in shock says, "Uhhhhhhh....."
	"That’s what I was thinking."
	Then one of the penguins reappear on screen and says, "Brought to you by
capsule corp. Bringing great products to you for god knows how long." Then the
cameral stops and Goten returns to normal.
	Trunks even madder then before says, "I’m going to have to kill him!" Trunk
stands up ready to storm off but Goten stops him.
	"Hold on Trunks, I want to finish watching the flashing robot happy fun time
hour." The show then starts back up showing robots fighting with flashing lights
everywhere and Gotens falls into another seizure. 

	Two hours later Goten wakes up in a hospital bed he rubbed his head, not the
one in his pants you sick bastards. With a couple of grones he says, "Wha? What
happen?"
	Trunks shook his head and said, "You had another seizure."
	Bluma who was in her usually pissy pmsing mood said in her usual annoying voice
said, "I told you not to watch the robot show it has caused to many cases of
seizure."
	Goten trying to figure out what happen said, "The last thing I remember
was....."
	Trunks interrupting in his I’m superior then Goten way, "Grandpa’s commercial
for trunksbriefs."
	Bulma outraged yells, "What? I told him never to use the family name for his
products." Bulma should really contole his rage better she runs out so often and
that just creates trouble.
	Trunks being the stupid little instigator he is says, "And then he dose this
behind your back. You think you can trust a person and they do this."
	"When I get my hands on him!," Bulma yells at the top of her lungs, not like
the bottom of her lungs like usual. She then takes Trunk’s hand and says, "Come
on Trunks were going to pay your grandpa a visit."
	Goten jumps out of bed and using sayajin speed he changes into his clothing,
"Can I come, I don’t want to miss this."
	Bulma takes Goten’s hand and says in her far to gruff way, "Ya, come on."
	They walk outside and Bulma pop’s a capsule coptor with a loud popping noise.
They skip into the coptor playfuly. Then Goten asks, "Can we watch an in flight
movie?"
	A drop appears on the side of Trunk’s head, "But in flight movies are always
horrible."
	Bulma being a neglectful parent and not paying attention to Trunks says, "Sure,
just pop one in."
	Goten picks a DVD and places it into the player.
	
	Two hours later they land at the Capsule Corp. head quarters. Trunk looking
pail and sick says, "You just had to pick that one."
	Goten acting all innocent says, "What I love Rock Horror Come Home. It’s my
favorite movie."
	"But you have seen it a thousand times."
	"This will be a thousand and one then," Goten says with a smile.
	Trunks gives a deep sigh when the coptors rotor stops Bulma gets out and yells
to the boys, "Come on let’s go." The group run around the building, running up
stairs checking all the room including the girls bathroom but did not find him
until they decided to look the only place they didn’t think of. They then
entered his lab Bulma gave a fake smile and said, Hello Dad."
	Dr.Briefs turns around to see his daughter and says, "Oh hello Bulma, how are
you today. Would you like some tea?"
	Bulma shakes her head annoyed, "No that’s fine but, but I do want to walk to
you about your new invention."
	"Oh yes the men’s tampon Gryphon wearing panties gave me the idea," Dr.Brief
said with a smile.
	"No I ment your trunksbriefs," Bulma said angrily. Ignoring the stupidity of
his last comment, everyone knew Gryphon did not wear panties and that the doctor
was the one who needed tampons.
	Dr.Briefs gave another smile, "Oh do you like it I got the idea from Trunk's
birthday card I had forgot it was my birthday."
	Bulma getting madder by the second yelled, "It wasn’t your birthday the card
was late!"
	"Oh, well that’s ok thanks anyway. Now what do I owe the pleasure of this
visit?," Dr.Briefs asked in his senile old man way.
	Bulma changes her expression to a bit fake happier one, "We came to ask you to
re name your invention trunksbriefs."
	"I am sorry dear but I can’t do that," He said taking a sip of tea.
	Bulma takes out her magic hammer and hit Dr.Briefs over the head with it
yelling, "Why not!?!" Both Trunks and Goten laugh there heads off and role on
the floor holding there stumacks.
	"Because dear the product is already out, I can’t change it now." He said
regaining his composure in no time.
	"What!?!" Bulma yelled, she really has to do something about those mood swings.
	Dr.Briefs adjusts his glasses with a smile and says, "Yes I sold fifty eight
thousand pairs on the first day."
	Bulma stomped her foot and said, "Fine then were leaving come on kids." She
took there hands and ran them out of the lab.
	"Have a nice day, dear." Dr.Breifs waved goodbye senile.
	The group returned to the helicopter Trunks stopped at the door and said to
Goten, "I’m picking the movie this time."
	Goten looked down at the ground, "but I don’t want to watch Nightmare Before
Easter."
	"So?"
	"Oh, never mind I kind of feel sorry for you. Having fifty eight thousand men
wearing underpants with your name on them," Goten said with a laugh.
	"Yes, but some where out there, there is a women wearing them to, because there
comfterble, so I do it for them. Besides at least I don’t have to wear teddy
bear underwear like Gohan.”
	Goten gave another laugh, "Ya my brother is a looser."
	Bulma give a small turn and says to the boy, "I don't know why she torments
that kid like that. Now who wants to go shopping?"
	The boys gave a small grunt of unhappiness but knew they could not do anything
about it. "Allright," the both said unhappily.
	 They head back home after getting a couple pairs of new pants and an I eat
Agumon T-shirt. They walk inside and see Vagita and The Ox king siting on the
couch with big smiles on their faces. Vargita sits up and says with allot of
excitement, “Son your famous!”
	Trunks gave an odd look to Vagita and said, "What the hell are you talking
about."
	"The underpants your grandfather made and named after you of couse," Vagita
said with a proud grin.
	The Ox king added, "They’re really comfy."
	"I bought a dozen," Vagita said looking over to a Daily Blooms bag. 
	Trunks shook his head and said with a sigh, "Oh no." Goten trys his best not of
laugh, knowing that Vagita and the Ox King were wearing the underpants now.
	Bulam hits Vegeta over the head with her magic hammer. She then yells, "I can't
believe he did this what next one named after Bra?"
	Vagita uses his small brain to think, "Hay that’s a good idea we should tell
him that." 
	Bulma hits him with her magic hammer again. Goten who was about to bust with
laughter says, "Oh man this is to funny I’m about to wet my pants."
	Vagita looks to Goten, "You could use Dr.Briefs newest invention then the male
tampon, it’s very absorbent."
	There is a dead silence because that was far far and yet far to sick. 
	Trunks stops the silence and says, "Hay goten lets go out and get some
slupies."	
	Goten purks up, "I want a slushy float."
	"What ever," Trunks says. The two then take off through the ceiling to get some
slushies.
	
	
	Akarita with a pail, sick, confused look on her face says, "What the F**** was
that. I mean that was the most horrible peace of crap that has ever been
produced. What the hell possessed you, no what power so evil it can not be found
in hell possessed you to make such a peace of Sh**." She then smell smoke.
"What’s that from?"
	"Coals if you don’t do your job right," Esper said menacingly.
	"You wouldn’t," Akarita says with a very worried expression. Then he realized
that Esper, Gryphon’s dark persona would. "The author would like to apologize to
anyone he has offended, and would like you to know that he dose not wear panties
no matter what people say about him." She sighs and continues to read, "He is
also sorry to anyone who was confused to insanity due to this." She then looks
over to Esper, "There anything else?"
	"Not that I can remember," Esper said disappointedly.
	"Then give me back Inky!"
	Esper goes to a random room and comes out with a empty fish bowl. "Here you go
Akarita, your imaginary octopus."
	Akarita takes the fish bowl then she dips her hands into it bowl an takes out
nothing. She then acts as if giving something a hug, "Oh Inky! I missed you so
much!"
	Esper turns a bit pail and sick, "Oh how nice a happy ending, I think I’m going
to be sick."


				The End Finally